…those noble members, agents and operatives who have recently left for field operations. You know who you are. Rest assured that we here at the General Outreach, Advice & Teaching Service (GOATS) of the OVM will strive to continue our work of education and enlightenment, and will be monitoring your progress. We know that you will fulfil you duties without a single whiff of disgrace.
The Command & Administrative Protocols Reconnaissance & Intelligence Department stands by in case of emergency. Remember the code word. Remember those you are serving and protecting; and those with whom you aim to deal and destroy. Remember to avoid giving subtle signals which may blow your cover. Remember the values of the goat.
May the moufflon go with you.
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Dear OVM, and particularly the ever-vigilant sub-groups GOATS and CAPRID, thank you for your warm words of support for our forthcoming mission. I feel certain that we will have need of not only your practical advice but also sartorial guidance. Rumoured 100% humidity will play havoc with our coiffures and advice will be sought on solutions for a frizz-free coat. It also goes without saying that the Episkopi mascot will receive a stern reprimand for breaking cover in such a clumsy manner and be reminded that members are required to resist at all times the often all too tempting buttocks of lesser beings.
Dear Ovicapricious,
Hmm. I may have to delegate the coiffure-question to our research arm. Or perhaps one of our other visitors may be of help. Ewe?
OC, may you be surrounded by the most un-irritating of buttocks in your forthcoming venture.
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